Liam loses election, instantly accuses election rigging

EDITOR'S NOTE: Jayden Lycon claims that his gif of an overweight gentleman was a "mistake" otherwise known as a "misinput".

 Today the MicroTruth, let me remind you, MicroTruth, made the mistake of informing Liam Alexander that he lost an election. In response, Liam Alexander immediately began typing in all caps RIGGED. 

Alexander, within 3 minutes of being informed, accused the Rashtradhyaksh of Vishwamitra of rigging the election, rigged against me (Not me, the author, me Liam Alexander) specifically. Terry McKeen offered to help with negotiations on the topic of election fraud. Liam Alexander did not engage with McKeen and instead posted crying emojis while accusing the Rashtradhyaksh of being a socialist.

Liam Alexander agreed to answer a few questions from MicroTruth:

  1. Did you expect to win?

  2. Yes absolutely, I am the best candidate Vishwamitra could ever ask for.

  3. Are you upset about losing?

  4. Yes, I am deeply saddened that our nation's fine Rashtradhyaksh would rig this election in the favour of the socialists.

  5. What's a socialist?

  6. Dhrubajyoti Roy

I copied and pasted that straight from Discord so. Jayden Lycon posted, and summarily deleted, a gif of an overweight man typing on a computer in an assumed attempt to make fun of Liam in the middle of this interview. 

After continuing accusations being flung from Liam, Maybellene Junkin revealed she did not intend to run and even told her party she didn't want to, but she won anyways. Liam is still arguing in the Vishwamitra discord but honestly I can't be arsed.




 

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